Well, it’s that time of year again when people across the UK (and in europe I guess) say “Oh no, not flippin Eurovision!”.
As bad and cheesy as it is *every* year, it certainly makes for hilarious viewing due to the painfully cheesy bands / singers / music!
I saw a definite theme / formula whilst watching it, you need:
- One Female singer (preferably attractive, with long hair)
- At least 3 backing dancers / singers
- One wind machine
- One unwanted Shakira song, merged with local dance format (such as cossack dancing)
or if you can’t find anything to fit that format just get a bunch of extras from an episode of Buffy and enter them instead!
As I write this Lordi from Finland look set to win, when asked how the band felt about being in Eurovision they said:
?We are meat eaters in a vegetarian café.?